One hand on wheel, one hand on horn:
Chicago.
One hand on wheel, one finger out
window: New York.
One hand on wheel, one finger and
head out the window – cursing, cutting across all lanes of traffic:
Philly
One hand on wheel, one hand on
newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston.
One hand on wheel, one hand on
nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on
accelerator, with gun in lap: L.A.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both
feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both
feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in backseat: Italy.
One hand on latte, one knee on
wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle.
One hand on wheel, one hand on
hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator
and both feet on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window:
Texas.
Four-wheel-drive pick-up truck,
shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails
attached to antenna: West Virginia.
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair
barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the Interstate in the
left lane with the left blinker on: Florida.
One hand on the wheel, the other
holding a cell phone, driving 130 mph and four feet from your bumper,
late for happy hour, while flashing headlights to tell you to get the
hell out of the way: Washington D.C. Beltway
